Milton Poet - Coin-op Philosopher.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing!
I did it, and I have no one else to blame. Unless, of course, as a good personal friend of mine, you might like to be responsible. If you are feeling so generously inclined, email immediately. I can then remove this burden of guilt from my psyche.
Am I doing this again?
My dentist has done it again, and boy am I pissed. Talk about your high tech retainers. Sheesh.
Yes, my sister is still a virgin!
Isn't it obvious?
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Merchandising Service of America, Philadelphia PA
This is the company I work for, and I need a raise! Please tell me about any potential customers. I will be grateful beyond belief. Also, if you want to work for this place, let me know about that too.

Milton Poet's Silly Nook
I used to be somebody. Wanna see? (Shield your eyes if you're timid, but take the bold step anyway.)

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